A dry post

This is a clear conspiracy against me. I am reading the news about monsoon reaching the whole of India, except kanpur.

I am suspecting this year they shifted kanpur to the north of himalayas. It seems to be the only reasonable explanation. Varun said it was raining in hongkong. They must have swapped kanpur with hongkong, how else can they have rain in a chinese city.

Right now this place is more dry than mouse's lecture on William the Conqueror. After being listed as the most polluted city in the guinness book of records kanpur is now heading for driest city that has been swapped with another chinese city. People of kanpur as simply insatiable.

And in such dire circumstances the intrepid me has started memorising the seemingly interminable list of words and their meanings. Though it might seem unintelligible to a layman as to how a person can be judged from his ability to figure antonyms and fill in the blanks, but the ways of the wise are difficult to fathom. A recent study conducted by ets has shown that there is a correlation of 0.9 between the most successful people in this world and those who are extremely efficient at finding antonyms and fill in the blanks.^{[citation needed]}

Now, if I were you, you would be wondering how can someone survive in such vile conditions. Well it is mostly small things that give you hope. Like recently I discovered that firefox address bar is called awesome bar and that there is a sequel to alice in wonderland.

As bilbo used to say, the road goes on and on, so better take a bicycle along with you and it is monsoon so a raincoat is also advisable, unless you reside in kanpur.