To screw a lightbulb

I was playing with this software called fortune, and up poped this joke about screwing a light bulb, and i decided to make a collection.

Nice ones only.


Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.


Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but it takes a long time, and the light bulb has to really want to change.


Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Fish.


Q. How many Bill Clintons does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None. He'll only promise change.


Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Only one. Men will screw anything.


Q. How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three, but they're really one.


Q. How many cops does it take to screw n a light bulb?
A. None. It turned itself in.


Q: How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them.


Q: How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None (why?).

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