Oh god I am bored. People are bunking colleges and destroying universities in Iran and I am missing out all the fun. Last I heard it had something to with polls but that's just an excuse for demolishing educational concentration camps.
Life is really tough when you have attention span of a six year old but have nothing to do. Especially if you are not six years old. I have heard that in extreme cases people wind up writing articles about wombats.
Sometimes when I am asleep I think I can hear my atrophied brain matter moving. I have finished up all the experiments on the pleasures of sleeping. I even managed to dream of sleeping in my dreams. Though I haven't yet achieved the ultimate goal of sleeping twenty four hours straight. I think mostly because of the fear that once it is reached my life would not have any meaning left.
Hell I haven't even done anything lazy lately. There is nothing lazy to do here. At least in the semester I could cheer myself up thinking about all the classes I bunked and all the time saved, but now, now no classes to bunk and no time to save. I have never done more nothing in my life before.
And then there's the monsoon. Or rather no monsoon. Whoever named it monsoon must have been a real knucklehead. Recently I have noticed that people are really bad at naming things. Whoever our monsoon minister is this year is in real trouble. Hope they throw him and get a better one. You know, I think we had better monsoons with nda. Yeah, that's it, I am not voting for upa next time.
Ok, that's half hour spent. Now what to do...
Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal - Route
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Abee, have you gone mad? This is the best piece of incoherent nonsense I have read in a while! [;)]
ReplyDeleteIf it doesn't rain soon, these might as well be my last words, so I choose them wisely.
ReplyDeleteGee, thanks.
amazing dude ! I can sense through recent posts that you now worship douglas adams ? a very wise religious choice i have to admit.
ReplyDeleteand i completely agree - "doing nothing is no fun when you have nothing to do"
I used to worship the almighty Zarquon, but recently I have become a follower of calvinandhobbesism. I am currently reading the combined preachings of prophet Bill Watterson.
ReplyDeleteWell, as they say - "an empty mind, one that is as empty as the space between a black hole and its event horizon, but even there you need to take into consideration the spontaneous creation of particle-antiparticle pairs leading to hawking radiation, is a devil's workshop".