Blogosphere under attack by badass deadly virus

The blog that survived...

This blog has been sent to a rehabilitation centre after the horrible blood curdling incident it had witnessed. Panic is all over the place.

The eat-all-the-serious-stuff-on-the-blog-and-go-boink virus is here. The virus eats all the serious stuff on the blog and goes boink. It is widely believed to be a resistant strain of the oh-my-god-how-can-someone-write-this-shit-die-die-die virus. As yet there is no vaccine or cure for
eat-all-the-serious-stuff-on-the-blog-and-go-boink. The only way to prevent your blog from annihilation is by putting on stuff that the virus cannot metabolise. If your imagination is a big mush and cannot processes out hyper intelligent articles we suggest pasting clips from monty python and the holy grail. Under no circumstances paste any clip from a walk to remember, else a fate even worse than total perspective vortex will befall. This is for your own safety.

A mysterious message was received by our antennas yesterday. It goes like this,

Wowbagger says hello.(pause) Even britney spears is smarter than you.(pause) If you have received this message kindly send back your name at the same frequency.(pause) This is to prevent repetitions.(end message)